THE TRUTH OF THAI HISTORY.

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The Truth of Thai History up until 1767

by Cod

Lets be as brief and concise as possible this is the truth of Thai history. Factual. Not based on all those lies told by the Indians, the Malays, the Khmers, Europeans, even falsified Thai architecture and archeological sites put there by Thaksin. This is the truth.
Back a long time ago, even before the days of vinyl records, a marvelous place and people existed called Suvarnabhumi and Tais. It was called the golden kingdom. It was not in Sumatra and Lower Burma but near present day Sukhothai. In this land the wine rice-wine flowed like water and every man had 194 virgins to pleasure him at a moment’s whim. It was a land where white elephants ran their lords bidding and everyone was happy, even the slaves.
However the forces of Mordor Burma and Cambodia saw the Tais golden massage wonderland and looked at it with green eyes of envy. They used agents to infiltrate and corrupt paradise.
After years of corruption Suvarnabhumi destroyed itself internally and dissapeared without a trace.
The descendants of the original Tais would go on to find the Sukhothai kingdom which ruled with peace and stability. The reports of constant infighting and coups and counter coups by princes and royals is merely a made up lie by the Western Powers who would instill their ideas into our blood stream. Others Tais would go on to find other great empires like the Roman, Mughal, Ottoman etc. Even the Mongol Leader Genghis Khan was of Tai origin. In fact Aryans are descendants of Suvarnabhumi.
It was here in Sukhothai that BodhijasvatirashdaloolawtfpwnedRajayanamakara was achieved. Through the great Kings of Sukhothai the finest in world literature was written, The Bhagavad Gita, The Mahabarata, The Bible, The Torah, all the goosebump series and many more. In addition the most important epic the Ramayana was written here telling the story of an island (Jungceylon) or Phuket not (Ceylon) or Sri Lanka.
Many important princes of Sukhothai would go on to do great things including various incarnations of Vishnu and Ganesh who would defend the empire against the encroachment of western barbarians. Many of the important battles that were won in history emulated the success of these campaigns. In fact the DDAY landings in Normandy was based on the invasion of Yavin IV Sumatra.
However over time various impure bloodlines sullied Sukhothai and it too fell from grace.
The Tais eventually resettled this time in Ayuthaya. Others who went other directions once again influenced the course of history including Keynes, Newton and Malthus. Corpernicus was also reported to be half tai on his mother’s side.
In Ayuthaya peace was the status quo. All reports of mass beheadings and slaverys are true, but the beheded were Khmer and the slaves were happy. Fact.  While other countries struggled internally the kingdoms of ayuthaya only had to deal with renegade princes and succession crisis. Other countries were COLONIZED!
In the end though the corruption of christianity and western ideas led to the downfall of Ayuthaya in 1767.
TAI HISTORY FUN FACTS!

• Tais descendent from a race once known as ‘xenu’
  
• Buddha had much Tai blood
  
• The pyramids had many problems resulting in the bent pyramid and steppe pyramid. Only with the help of Tai architects did it get built. In fact look at the other 6 wonders all gone. Tai influence? Still there.
  
• God was probably Tai if he existed.
  
• Jesus Christ was not born in Palestine this is a lie, he was born near present day Udon Thani, his mother’s name was not Mary but Malee.
  
• Ganesh was originally an elephant of Suvarnabhumi before he attained Godlike powers.